God discriminates against women
This I can readily see...
Cause men are so darned handsome
And He didn't do much for me!
A man cuts his hair in the simplest way
And adds a dab of cologne...
And man, when I get a whiff of him
My self control is gone!
What do they wear, all of them?
Hey, look, they all wear the very same thing
Just pants and a shirt and cowboy boots
And they still make a gal's heart sing!
There is another thing that gets my goat
Gals, have you ever thought of that...
We females are always losing weight
But the guys even look good with the fat!
We primp and curl and do everything
And no matter how we fuss...
Seems nothing I do so much to fix me for a date
Nothing is really enough!
But the guys on the other hand
They just dress in the same old style...
And they look so darned good
For them I'd run a mile!
Yes, God is a real woman discriminator
He even fixed things His own way...
We gals can't even picket and complain
It will always be that way!
-- ©Miskitti
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Lisa met een S schreef:Cyn,
Misschien is het toch zoiets van ... "het gras is altijd groener ..."
Lisa
Dat bedoel ik ....Cynthia schreef:Nou Lisa
Ik ben onderweg naar de overkant, maar ik vind het wel degelijk groener dan het vergeelde gras waar ik altijd mee te maken heb gehad.
Inkoppertje,
Lisa
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